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Joke of the Day
"Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels."
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"""holy crap....um guys?!"" - the first caterpillar to wake up out of a cocoon"
"What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist? The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train."
"Need to build an Ark? I Noah man..."
"If you eat a pregnant girls food, you're required to have the baby for her"
"If alphabets were neo-feminists... x - ""Did you just assume my number"""
"Dear whoever ate my fries while I was in the ball pit at McDonalds... Not funny, grow up."
"@JustCallMeMike_: Make allergy season more exciting by snorting confetti so that every time you sneeze... it's like a little party on your face."
"I wish the guy who made the vacuum cord would chat with the guys that make phone chargers."
"What is a pedophile's favorite part of Christmas? Stalking stuffers."