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Joke of the Day

"Ray rice got caught punching his girlfriend in an elevator It was wrong on so many levels."

"I don't understand all the Lady Gaga hate... she seems like such a nice guy."

"Two bloke sitting in a pub watching a dog lick its balls. One turns to the other and says ""I wish I could do that."" The second drunk replies ""Give him a biscuit and he might let you."""

"You know what would really suck? Finding a needle in a haystack."

"The Daffy Dictionary Straw Poll (n.) Something you find on an aroused scarecrow."

"Gabe Newell should be the World President He will prevent World War 3."

"Save your suggestions for the Krispy Kreme complaint box you retarded blob of cellulite."

"Have you ever wondered why Aspirin is white? It's because it works!"

"Hey, did you hear about the kidnapping? He woke up."

"Reddit? More like...Eddit"