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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a mechanical and a civil engineer? One builds weapons and the other build targets."

"Sometimes, When I Think Of My Books... I touch my shelf."

"How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!"

"My wife and I switched positions to make our night more exciting last night... so she sat on the couch and I washed dishes."

"I can't find my Camel, it's gone! It's camelflage was too good"

"What are a NEET's favorite type of shoes? REEEEEEEEEEEEBOKS"

"So the Macarena turns out to be about a girl double-teaming her boyfriend's friends. Now we know the lyrics were crowd-sourced from Twitter."

"Why did the redneck Father walk his kid to school? They were in the same grade!!"

"I once heard from Stalin that dark humor is like food... Not everybody gets it."

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? ""Hold onto your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blow job."""