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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Mexican fighting a Priest? (slightly offensive) Alien vs. Predator"

"What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him? He's got more money than cents"

"What do all 'Tickle Me Elmo' toys receive before leaving the factory? Two test tickles."

"Some people say I'm apathetic but I don't care what anyone thinks."

"My wife... My wife just got kidnapped by a group of muslim cannibals. I'm not worried though, I heard muslims don't eat pigs."

"I'm thinking of becoming a yoga instructor... but I know know how I'm going to support myself."

"What do lesbians use to get on top of a building? A scissor lift."

"A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer? Because she wanted to get it off her chest."

"Q: How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods? A: Pretty good"

"How I want to die... I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."