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Joke of the Day
"I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite... He said NaBrO."
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"The word for today is legs Go out and spread the word!"
"What is six inches long has a bald head and drives every woman crazy? 100$ bill"
"People who say they're 'living in the moment' must be hitting the refresh button like a motherfucker."
"What did Santa Claus say to his wife after he watched the weather report? It's going to rain dear. ^Yeah ^I'm ^sorry ^its ^late ^guys."
"I accidentally left the refrigerator open while watching Game of Thrones (SPOILERS EVERTHING)"
"What are a clumsy person's favorite flowers? Oopsie daisies."
"So someone asks a junkie.. Do you still use heroin? Well.. On the one hand yes, on the other hand no."
"heard this on Storage Wars A Chinese couple own a restaurant, they're in the bedroom and the husband asks if they can 69 and the wife says why you want beef and broccoli now?"
"What is a religious gorilla called? A monk-ey"