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Joke of the Day
"Had sex in a kiddie pool full of jam once. *pops jean jacket collar* I got marmalaid."
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"Nerdy/Geekyt Jokes"
"A watched pot never boils. The same is also true if you forget to turn the burner on apparently."
"Oranges got their name from their orange juice-like flavor and orange juice-like color."
"Your calculator will be there for you tomorrow... You can count on it."
"What do you call a chronic masturbaiter in Turkey? A jerkin Turkin"
"A blind guy walks into a bar... not a joke, this happens all the time."
"racist frat dudes.. now ive seen everything."
"Made up my own joke today when visiting my brother. I like my coffee like I like my woman. Made by your grandmother. Yes we do your mamma jokes even though we're brothers."
"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. ~ Will Shriner"