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Joke of the Day

"The grocery store employees who stock the milk from behind the coolers don't like it when you grab their hands just to see if they're clean."

"Is there such a thing as spontaneous feline combustion? Anyway, baking soda and vinegar are terrible for cats."

"I saw a flock of angry ducks the other day. I wonder why they were in such a fowl mood."

"If you're not into barrier reefs you will HATE the Great Barrier Reef"

"Apparently ""will work for food"" doesn't involve hunting."

"Wife: he has no sense of adventure. he even refuses to ride a roller coaster Therapist: go on Me: oh so you're taking her side now"

"What motivated Hercules to face off against Cerberus? Alcmene triple-dog-dared him."

"Red Fern Q: Where does the red fern grow? A: In Lindsey Lohan's crotch!"

"How can you tell if a monster has a glass eye? Because it comes out in conversation"

"Yeah, I lost to my computer at chess. But it turned out to be no match for me at kickboxing."