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Joke of the Day
"What kind of gas supports violence? pro-pain"
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"What did God say to the inventor of the didlo? ""If you build it, they will cum."""
"My girlfriend tricked me into not having sex tonight... Talk about a missed erection. It's best if you read it out loud."
"Roses are red.. I'm in debt."
"I like to think my father is looking down from heaven and smiling, but he's actually at an Indian casino with his new wife."
"Did you hear about the farmer that fell into the field machine and lost half his body? He's all right now! :-)"
"I felt like dancing after mixing cheap rye with powdered orange drink I called it my Whisky Tang-o Foxtrot. Seriously, WTF was I thinking?"
"My girlfriend's got conjunctionitis It makes her 'ands swell up"
"How are burnt pizza, frozen beer and a pregnant girlfriend related? All come from not pulling out on time."
"A space heater... would have to be huge."