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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V? asparagoose"
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"How many pushups can Ryan Gosling do? All of them."
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"Searched my teens room for drugs, was told ""you don't give me enough money for drugs."" I don't know whether to be proud or up his allowance."
"You can't spell ""secret government conspiracies"" without that 27th letter of the alphabet that they're hiding from us"
"What happened when the astrophysicist lost a competition? He got a constellation prize."
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