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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a long vegetable that flies in a V? asparagoose"
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"If Gandhi went on a 100 day journey with no shoes or toiletries... ... he would be a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis"
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"What do you call a mexican fighting a priest... Alien Vs Predator"
"Its official. Donald trump is the 45th greatest president of the united states."
"What do you call a Mexican guy who's car always goes missing? Carlos."
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"A Jewish boy asks his father for $50... The dad replies ""40 dollars!?! What do you need 30 dollars for?!"""
"What do you do to a dog that doesn't obey your commands? You kill it."