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Joke of the Day

"Once I participated in a ""Nice Guy"" 5K Run..... We all finished last."

"When I was younger, they used to be able to tell me and my twin brother apart by our balls. He'd bawl at night and I'd bawl during the day."

"***Abortion jokes are NOT FUNNY*** Cut it out!"

"I was watching a movie with my son the other day. He got scared and asked me, ""Daddy, is that woman really gonna die?"" I said, ""Judging by the size of that horse's cock, yes."""

"The pollen is so bad this year in Phoenix... that tweekers are turning their crystal meth back into Sudafed."

"What is the greatest sport in the history of the Olympics? Discus(s). [I think this works better verbally...]"

"What did Iron Man say when War Machine asked to come with him to the future? Rhodes? Where we're going, we don't need Rhodes."

"What do you call a Jewish baby in the womb? A bun in the oven."

"Wife: Why is there a bouncy castle in the garden? Me out of breath with no shoes on: I'm not sure."

"What do you call a tribal poet? Shake-A-Spear!"