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Joke of the Day

"After that release you can call me POTATO_OUT_OF_MY_ANUS"

"Sun Devil Fans What is the difference between a Sun Devil fan and a pet rock? About 3 IQ points"

"What do you call a group of emos? The Suicide Squad"

"Where do men have the most curly hair? In Africa"

"America's new motto If it's worth eating it's worth over eating."

"Bae: come over Me: I can't, I'm hanging out with your parents. Bae: my parents aren't home. Me: I know. I just... You never listen Susan."

"What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'? An Amish drive-by"

"I spent a lot of years on ships. I beat off in the shower so much that every time it rains, I get a hard-on."

"do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can't stop so it's like eye masturbation"

"if you love something, set it free. If it immediately bites your throat and drags you up a tree, you love a leopard and should try to escape"