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Joke of the Day
"Of all the martial arts, karaoke inflicts the most pain."
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"132 LEGS AND 8 TEETH Q: What has 132 legs and 8 teeth? A: The front row of a Garth Brooks concert!"
"World peace (how to) If the whole world smoked a joint at the same time, there would be world peace for at least two hours...followed by a global food shortage."
"4yo: What do you love most in the world? Me: You & your brother 4yo: Oh Me: What about you? 4yo: The fire tree in Plants vs. Zombies Me: Oh"
"Why can't people with Alzheimer's tell a joke?"
"A man goes to see his doctor... He says to the doctor ""Doc, I think I might be a pair of curtains."" The doctor yells ""Pull yourself together!"""
"Thor Odinson may not be the coolest God-name ever... But it's still better than Loki Adoptedson. /burn"
"I'm at that age where food makes me fat."
"What goes; green-red-green-red-green-red-green-red? A frog in my blender"
"What is a spectre's favorite theme park attraction? The Roller Ghoster"