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Joke of the Day
"Two lesbians walk into red lobster"
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"I called the urologist's office for an appointment for erectile dysfunction. The girl on the phone checked the calendar and said, ""alright, let's see if we can get you in.."" I said, ""exactly."""
"I wrote a Haiku Poetry is hard Like Mr. Jared Fogle At a kid's party"
"Why couldn't the lizard have any children? It had a reptile dysfunction!"
"If going down on a guy is a blowjob... (NSFW) and jacking a guy off is a handjob, does that make masturbation an inside job?"
"You want to hear the best joke ever? Repost"
"A man walks into a Japanese bar... he wants a vodka, so he walks up to the bar and asks the bartender for a Stoli the bartended replies, ""Once upon a time..."""
"I love the homosexual church In the name of the father, the son, the holy spirit; gay men"
"I told Leonardo DiCaprio a joke about the Oscars... He didn't get it."
"this is the police, we have u surrounded come out with your hands on ur head, then ur shoulders, okay good now knees and toes knees and toes"