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Joke of the Day

"I don't meant to brag, but I'm the world champion in false modesty."

"wrong number every day i get 30 calls as wrong number what should i do ?? im fed up of wrong numberss``"

"Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake? It wasn't his fault."

"Had a breakthrough with my therapist yesterday. Never seen a man cry like that before."

"A maybe original one-liner ""I put blood, sweat, and tears into my work,"" said the disgusting bartender."

"If it's too cold in a room... Go to the corner, it's 90 degrees!"

"The ""This is not an 'I disagree' button"" doesn't work Title. It's like people can't read that sentence."

"I just opened an express clothing alteration business. It's called Tailor Swift."

"Men are four times more likely than women to commit suicide, even though women attempt it more. So men are better at it! \- George Carlin"

"To Hillary supporters, don't give up hope! Nelson Mandela served 27 years in prison before becoming President."