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Joke of the Day

"When you give someone a present, unless you say ""open it"", they're legally not allowed to look inside."

"Where do dogs shop for groceries? Wagmans."

"A blind man walks into a bar And then a chair. And then a table"

"How many men does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, real men aren't afraid of the dark"

"Hear about the lazy baker who wanted a pay increase? He rarely kneeded the dough."

"Q: What do snake charmers do in the rain? A: Turn on their windshield vipers."

"I've been holding my stomach in for 3 years now so don't talk to me about dedication!"

"My son: ""Dad what's a douche bag?"" Me: see that guy sitting with his friends wearing a Bluetooth?...."

"You guys wanna hear a joke? Lil Wayne"

"TIL that 1 in 3 Women are Battered. ...And to think I have been eating them plain all this time."