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Joke of the Day

"Friend: I love FB but it's gettin a lil boring. Me: Well that's cause all the cool peeps are on Twi- ..uh are all dead. Yeah they all died."

"What's the difference between Bono and God? God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono."

"What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman? Premature ejactulation."

"What do you call terrorists who have degrees in material science and electromagnetic theory? HysterISIS"

"What does Gucci say when it's cold outside? It's fucking cold"

"You pick up the phone: ""Hello, this is the IRS.."""

"My period is late ."

"What is the best way to make your dick look and feel really big? Fuck a toddler."

"A cobbler was once elected the mayor of a small town. People thought he was a real shoe-in."

"What do you say when the yoga teacher tells you to leave class for no reason? Nah, I'mma stay."