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"What do I call my dick? Steve Harvey because it's rising right now"

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"Muhammad Ali walks into a bar So Muhammad Ali walks into a bar and orders a drink. He gives the bartender ceramic money. The Bartender says ""I can't accept this your Cash Is Clay"""
"Did you know... Did you know that Jews were the biggest magicians during World War 2. They entered trough the door and exited trough the chimney."
"How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You say ""Pikachu, GET THE FUCK ON THAT BUS!"""
"Whichever marketing genius created the ""Kim Kardashian Kollection"" must not know much about history or acronyms."
"Do I know you? Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend."
"What's the difference between Pizza and Jews during the Holocaust? Pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven."
"My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet"
"Click to see something special something special"
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline."