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Joke of the Day

"Whichever marketing genius created the ""Kim Kardashian Kollection"" must not know much about history or acronyms."

"What do you call a Dadaist fabric? Man Rayon"

"A horse hiking in deep space. Star Trek: Deep Space Neigh."

"Knock Knock. [My C#@&] Who's there? Mike. Mike Who?! Mike Och"

"In my dreams, my balloons come back down and apologize for leaving me."

"I was gonna say a joke about the disabled, but... it was lame."

"Why Can't a Nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot"

"I saw a midget insect having his first orgasm... It was a little beecoming."

"What is a ghost favorite fruit ? Boonanaa !"

"How does a Chinese family name their children? They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs."