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"My son was on eBay this morning No bids yet"
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"There are few problems in life that can't be sorted by slowing down, taking a deep breath, and THEN drawing winged eyeliner on a raccoon."
"I shot my first turkey today! But for some reason everyone in the frozen food section acted really surprised."
"Whats the least paying job? British dentist."
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"I need a car. Hiding in people's trunks and hoping they're going to Wal-Mart isn't working out for me."
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