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Joke of the Day

"Celebrities are called stars because they're hot, not very bright, unattainable and destined to eventually collapse into a black hole."

"I had developed a porn addiction, but now I come here instead. These jokes really turn me off!"

"If a dog is on a submarine..... Is it a Subwoofer?"

"I don't think Santa would be able to visit USA this year! After all, Donald Trump hates them with beards!"

"I accidentally broke my cat's ""best butt"" award. It was a catastrophe."

"What's a pirates favorite type of thread? Yaaaaarn."

"How do you spot will smith in the snow? Just look for the fresh prints."

"I'm so depressed, Radiohead is cheering me up."

"Just ordered a chicken and an egg on Amazon I'll be sure to let you know which one wins so we can settle this once and for all."

"If Israel gets wiped off the map... Then we'll have to start calling it Wasrael"