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Joke of the Day

"What do you say to a handicapped dog? Down Syndrome, down!"

"Kids born after 2012 will have a hard time believing there were actually movies without Kevin Hart in them."

"Listening to NPR during fundraising campaigns has prepared me to ignore my kids when they ask for money."

"What do you call a Knight that cuts beef? Sir Loin."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !"

"Why did the gay guy fail his test? He couldn't think straight."

"Taking calculus has made me want to become Prime Minister of a European country Then I can just throw money at problems instead of trying to integrate them."

"New Series For The The History Channel The History Channel is planning a new series, ""Airline Tragedies."" They are putting the pilot together as I write this."

"There's literally no way to know how many chameleons are in your house"

"I bet the LAPD gets a lot of calls about ""a lost, lonely-looking little girl"" that turn out to be David Spade walking home."