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Joke of the Day

"I bet the LAPD gets a lot of calls about ""a lost, lonely-looking little girl"" that turn out to be David Spade walking home."

"You may think it's a good idea to go to weight watchers to meet women... but actually the ones there are quite hard to pick up."

"""IT'S 3AM! TIME FOR SPRINTS!"" - Cats"

"What do you call a female pilot's vagina? A cock pit."

"If Donald Trump becomes president in 2016, there will be hell toupee."

"What do you call a blonde standing on her head? A brunette with bad breath."

"Found my 16yr old daughters Twitter today, made her deactivate it...after I copied all of her best material to my draft folder of course"

"How did Lex Luthor hide his money laundering from superman? He used a krypton-currency."

"Was watching a fetish video and it cut to the guy at the last second I think I got off on the wrong foot."

"I know this gay person whose boyfriend took too much Viagra once. I hate how he's always butthurt about it."