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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cynthia ! Cynthia who ? Cynthia you been away I missed you !"

"If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby..... Would you call it an Amasian?"

"Facebook, Pinterest and Instagram have taught us that for every giant technological leap ahead, we will find a way to use it for dumb shit."

"Hiroshima was making rice krispies long before Kellogs. I'm going to hell for this."

"Chemistry joke as told by my teacher Organic Chemistry is hard, if you don't study for the test you'll be in alkynes of trouble."

"Warning... Corny level is over 9000... What do you call a billionaire fish? A gillionaire"

"- Dad, why don't we visit Greece to see pyramids? - Son, why don't we visit school to see your geography teacher?"

"Christianity One woman's affair which got out of hand."

"I can't believe that Trump is banning Muslims from the U.S. Like, Syria-sly America?"

"Two chemists walk into a bar the first one says ""can I have a glass of H2O"" and the second chemist says ""Can I have a glass of H20 too"". and then he dies."