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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Knight that cuts beef? Sir Loin."
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"If a man speaks his mind in a forest. And no woman hears him, is he still wrong?"
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"The age old question... The age old question, if I paint my car black will it stop working or will it run faster?"
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"Jared from subway... He'll be getting used to a new style of footlong HIYOO"
"You seem awesome. I can't wait to find out what I hate about you."