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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Knight that cuts beef? Sir Loin."
Next Joke
"Vanna White's birthday is today... Pretty soon she'll be getting to the age where she has trouble with her vowel movements."
"Lunchtime at McDonald's A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunchtime. She said 'sorry about the wait'. I said, 'Don't worry, you'll find a way to lose it eventually'."
"I didn't study for my Star Wars test.. So I'm getting Alderaan answers"
"What's the similarity between a bad postman and an eviction notice There's nothing worse than the day they come in the mail"
"The internet is just another location for people to be wrong about things."
"You know how I can prove Jesus wasn't black? Because the body of Christ was a cracker!"
"The Constitution says nothing about it being illegal for cats to carry firearms and this worries me immensely."
"You guys hear about the antique shop owner who liked to have anonymous sex with menstruating women? Nobody could tell which period his dick was from."
"""Archeology is just like search and rescue only everyone's been dead for 5,000 years, so there's no rush"""