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Joke of the Day
"Deciding what kind of bread to eat with my curry... ...is a naan issue."
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"You know why I don't have a spine? The French needed it."
"The greatest trick Facebook ever pulled was to convince the world we actually want to keep in touch with people we went to school with."
"What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle? The candle is a thousand times brighter!"
"Me: who's a good dog? who's a good dog? Dog: i have a boyfriend"
"What do you call a gynecologist who really loves his job? Ovary Enthusiastic"
"What's the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? [nsfw] At least when you are eating pussy, you can see the asshole infront of you."
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !"
"Parents, raise your kids well, or they grow up to be like your coworkers."
"Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !"