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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !"
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"Apparently organ donation has to be *your own* organ and this police officer has a lot of questions."
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"A kid asks his dad, ""what's the difference between 'realistically' and 'potentially'""? His dad responds, ""realistically you've heard this joke before, potentially, you will hear it again""."