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Joke of the Day
"Girl are you Monday because I am not looking forward to seeing you again"
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"Follow your dreams Except for that one where you're naked at work."
"A bumble bee was chasing a rabbit. Finally the bee turned around and flew away. Why? The rabbit had two b's already."
"Canada has crack?"
"Geologists look for the same thing in rocks and girls Cleavage"
"Why can you RAN in a campsite, but never RUN in a campsite? Because it's always past-tents."
"packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip unpacks 3 months after coming home"
"Why don't landmines work on Africans? Because they aren't heavy enough to set it off"
"Today should be called bridge day.. 'Cause I'm over it"
"*crawls up from backseat* *slowly pulls off paper bag from head* What? No... I'm not embarrassed by your driving"