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Joke of the Day
"A man was recently arrested For having sex with a van. You can say he's... vansexual."
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"I hope I will get a girlfriend before I die. It turns out I get an eternal life"
"I always smoke after sex. I've quit now for 16 years."
"Note for Santa Dear Santa, Please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. Please don't mix those two up like you did last year. Thanks."
"A Higgs Boson walks into a Church and is told to leave He says 'but you can't have mass without me!'"
"Why can't blondes finish software updates? They can never find the ""any"" key."
"what phase is it called when a man with a fedora and trenchcoat realise they look stupid M'aturity"
"Lindt chocolate... .....is to die for."
"""I love u"" ""Umm isn't it a bit too soon to say I love you?"" ""Oh ha I meant the letter U. What's your fav u word? Mine is Unreciprocated lol"""
"I saw an alarming stat the other day. Apparently 25% of women are taking medication for some sort of mental illness . . . That means that 75% of women are walking around unmedicated!"