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Joke of the Day
"A man was recently arrested For having sex with a van. You can say he's... vansexual."
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"Did you hear about the new Jason Bourne movie, still Bourne? It was set to come out next year but the plan was aborted"
"Politics are like a dick. They keep on getting rammed down my throat."
"The kids of today have no respect. They're rude, lazy and swear to make themselves look big and coolnnNothing at all like us..."
"What do you call a group of Ocelot? An Awful-lot."
"My friend told me he could eat a fucking horse. I was like, ""Jesus man, you might as well eat both of them whilst they're at it."""
"What is the title of Martha Stewart's culinary anthology? ""Cooking: The Books"""
"Whats the best part of having sex with a transvestite? Reaching around and pretending it went all the way through."
"What's the Best Way To Embarrass A Psychic On Their Birthday? Throw Them A Surprise Party."
"This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her."