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Joke of the Day

"You know you're getting old when you sound like a women's tennis match just trying to get out of bed."

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"A Rabbi's money maker. A man asks a Rabbi if he gets paid for the circumcisions. The Rabbi says - No, I can't do that! I just Keep the tips!"
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"Please. Old people. When you comment on a Facebook pic you don't need to end with Love, James. WE CAN SEE YOUR NAME YOU'RE NOT AN OSTRICH"
"A study found that Buzzfeed is the least trusted news source in media. Serves them right for telling me I belong in Hufflepuff."
"An ad company friended me on facebook I guess you could say they wanted to ad me."
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