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Joke of the Day
"""Knock knock."" ""Who's there?"" ""The pilot. Let me in"""
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"Tonight we're gonna party like its 1999. No seriously, Greg's been in a coma for 14 years. We'll tell him that shit tomorrow night though."
"I purposely park three feet away from the drive thru window so Mcdonalds employees can get in their daily stretches."
"What did the right nut say to the left nut? This guy in the middle thinks he's hard!"
"What do you call a scary bee? A boo bee."
"What do you call it when Batman skips church? Christian bail"
"Scientists have discovered what a woman wants. But she changed her mind the next second."
"UGH now I just painted an amazing picture but accidentally painted a thumb in the corner"
"What did the Hungarian man say before he went to bed? ""I'm going to bed."" Except he said it in Hungarian."
"My friend likes to read philosophy instead of going to the club to pick up chicks... One could say he puts Decartes before the whores"