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Joke of the Day
"Autocorrect just changed faux pas to faux pasta and this gluten war has gotten out of hand."
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"A friend of mine just got fired from his job as a butcher. Apparently he was offal."
"The projected sales figur- *phone buzzes* the proj- *buzzes again* *checks phone* Excuse me for a moment gentelmen I'm being owned online"
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling."
"Engineering students are always confused by women... ....why do the ones with the most streamlined bodies put up the most resistance?"
"""Got any drugs or alcohol on you?"" ""yup, I'm all set. Thanks Officer"""
"127 HOURS but me trying to get my hand out of the Pringles can"
"What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are? Four different answers"
"How do you count cows? with a cowculator."
"""Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the 'M' is silent."""