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Joke of the Day

"*lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word* *paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean ""digger""?"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Cantaloupe ! Cantaloupe who ? Cantaloupe with you tonight !"

"Is it just me, or does hamstring sound delicious?"

"Where does an 800 pound gorilla sleep? With the fishes."

"Debt collector are so persistent they never leave you a loan"

"2 wrongs don't make a right But 3 rights make a left"

"Bill Clinton is writing his memoirs. They're called ""The Johnson Years""."

"saw girl I have crush on with her new fiance at Ikea but you know what they say, when God closes a Stras Innjrden he opens a Fonstrvivig"

"What's the difference between a Russian ambassador and a chicken? The Russian ambassador is Turkey"

"What do you call a con-artist who minored in psychology? Sigmund Fraud"