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Joke of the Day
"What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth? His desk is level"
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"What do you call a hard drive in a hydraulic press? File compression"
"Two men walk into a bar... ... but a third man ducks."
"Sometimes I look down at my cleavage and I'm like, ""wow!"" ""That's where the rest of that cookie went!"""
"Organ Freeman http://i.imgur.com/plVQyUC.jpg"
"Why did Hitler make such a bad weatherman? Even when it was rain, he kept yelling ""heil!"""
"What's the last thing you want to hear when you're blowing Willie Nelson? ""I'm not Willie Nelson."""
"(Utterly awful joke ahead) What do you call a scar left by the Swedish Chef? A borkmark."
"Doctor: You need new glasses Patient: How do you know? I haven't told you whats wrong with me yet Doctor: I could tell as soon as you walked in through the window!"
"Did you hear about the drummer who fell and hit his head? He was percussed."