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Joke of the Day

"What's the name of the yoga pose where you're hunched over your kitchen sink shoving handfuls of cereal into your mouth?"

"""One of my neighbours had half of his large intestine removed,"" I said to my mate. ""Did he end up in a coma?"" He asked. ""No,"" I replied, ""But he did end up with a semi-colon."""

"What do you say after you read a book? reddit!"

"At school today, the teacher pointed to me with a ruler, The teacher said ""There is in idiot at the end of this ruler!"" So i asked ""Which end?"""

"A small tattoo I'd hate to be a midget into tattoos...only get half the canvas space"

"A Joke I made up when I was 7 years old (It's politically incorrect) Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer? Because she wanted to get it off her chest."

"Have you heard this joke of a snake walking into a bar? Well not heard, but I have reddit."

"So i stole this joke from I Love Lucy, So a woman walks into a restaurant The woman says to the waiter, ""Two pork chops, and make them lean."" And the waiter says, ""Yes, ma'am. Which way?"""

"Some people are like Slinkies... They're not really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs."

"When I get multiple friend requests on MySpace, my pager goes crazy."