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Joke of the Day
"The Black Eyed Peas are to music what actual black-eyed peas are to music."
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"One of my campers made this up today: What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
"How does Tony Stark keep his clothes wrinkle-free? Iron, man."
"Santa Hates Blonds Why did the blond slap Santa? He kept saying ""Ho Ho Ho"" *dum roll - rim slap*"
"Why did a anowman send his father to Siberia? Because he wanted frozen pop !"