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Joke of the Day

"What comes between fear and sex? Funf!"

"Can't afford a cat? Duct tape 3 squirrels together, next question"

"""IS A DOLPHIN WHAT?!"" - Hitler's wife answering the phone"

"I once knew a girl so basic... ...that if you pushed her into a pool of acid, it'd be considered a-salt."

"Had a terrifying lucid dream of getting stabbed and slashed from behind with a huntersknife & people making fun of me for being uneasy after"

"Hawaiian terrorists be like... Aloha Akbar"

"Been dating this new chick and some days i like her and some days i don't. so i made her a mixed signal tape"

"What's little,metal, and will ruin dinner A bullet in your face"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A total rip off."

"So I heard they built a gayporn production facility on the CERN-compound... Apparently it's called the ""Large Hardon Collider""."