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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire."

"I just went to the bathroom without my phone. I had to read shampoo bottles like it was 1999."

"When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: ........."

"Why did the feminist cross the road? How dare you question the decisions of someone just because she's a woman!"

"Why was 10 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9."

"There are two things I hate in this world... People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch."

"A racist joke What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"What does one llama say to the other llama before the smoke some weed? Alpaca bowl!!!"

"What do you call a barnyard uprising? A chicken coup! ;)"

"What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff? Legendary"