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Joke of the Day
"What do you call milk at the edge of a cliff? Legendary"
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"I had an imaginary girlfriend for a few years, but she ended up leaving me for my best friend. He had a bigger imagination than I did."
"Looks like my milk is expiring tomorrow... Just like America."
"Why wasn't Skrillex allowed on the fishing trip? He keeps dropping the bass"
"Why did Hitler lose World War II? Because his Reich exceeded his grasp."
"I'm certain my job is interfering with my drinking"
"Today I fucked up by posting in the wong subreddit... Also titled the post incorrectly and made a typo, like an ediot. Edit: idiot"