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Joke of the Day

"When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: ........."

"What is green and flying over Poland? Peter Panski"

"How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber? Ask them to pronouce unionized"

"Honesty is an important part of parenting. That being said, I'm going to tell my kids that McGruff the Crime Dog is a dog that loves crime."

"Me: ""Dad, I wanna to go to a 50 cent concert!"" Dad: ""Well here's a dollar, take your sister too."""

"Remember back in the day when your TV wouldn't work so you'd bang it a few times? I tried that with my dishwasher and she ended up pregnant."

"What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !"

"What do /r/gonewild posters and cat owning redditors have in common? Both show pussy for karma."

"review of outside: too many other people, bugs will attack you randomly, pizza only available in certain areas 0/5 would not recommend"

"none of the animals i designed and invented are at the zoo. do they even check the suggestion box"