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Joke of the Day

"A racist joke What is the difference between a pizza and a black guy? A pizza can feed a family of four."

"One out of every three Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of two of your best friends. If they are OK, then it must be you."

"[The Justice League on patrol] Superman: Wait! I smell something fishy... Batman:*chuckles* Aquaman: Know what? Screw you guys. I'm going home"

"I hope Joe Biden will run for president in 2020 Because when he announces it he's able to say that he's been Biden his time..... I'm sorry"

"Just realized after two years that my boss is actually a grapefruit covered in ramen noodles with peanut eyes. Still very afraid of him."

"I got a job at Apple today by answering just one question. The interviewer asked what my passion was and I said, 'tax laws'."

"In case of a zombie apocalypse, I'm surrounding my house with treadmills."

"Why aren't Jewish Youtube celebrities's work viewed at night? Because they're stars-of-day-vids."

"Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming ""WHAT TEAM?!"" and the only way to turn it off is to scream ""WILDCATS!!!"" in response"

"What kind of bear dissolves in water? A polar bear."