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Joke of the Day

"If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion."

"I choose what country to visit each year by the shape of the first chicken nugget I eat."

"Sometimes I get the urge to run around naked.. But then I just drink some Windex. It keeps me from streaking."

"How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb? Juan."

"Never under estimate the value of stretching...the truth."

"What's Obama's favorite thing to do on the weekend? Socialize"

"(NSFW?) What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me I'm going in"

"Nothing is as effective as homeopathy -Peter Serafinowicz"

"Give a dad a fish and save him a trip to Costco. Teach a dad to fish and you can throw wild parties while he's away on fishing weekends."

"[ brings ouija board to your grave ] ""Okay, now will you tell me why her number was in your phone?"""