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Joke of the Day

"If you watch Intervention backwards, it's about a person partying hard after an awful family reunion."

"Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno? Because they always wish for the green card"

"1) Put index and thumb together. 2) Place them where nose meets forehead. 3) Close eyes. 4) Sigh. 5) Check to see if person still talking."

"Amazing how a fight can break out at the grocery store over something as simple as knocking over someone's cart and demanding they fight you"

"Someone asked me to Deck the Halls, so I did. Mr and Mrs Hall were a bit miffed..."

"What do you call a black man being killed by the police? A warning shot."

"Would love to see a reality show where they promise the prize will ""change contestants lives FOREVER""...and it's a brain swap with a cow."

"$10 COMPLAINT A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $10 -- lobster?"""

"Okay body wash, unless you're caffeinated and drinkable, you can cool it with the ""energizing"" claims. You're soap."

"Does Caitlyn even have a vagina? ""No, she has a *Vajenner.*"""