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Joke of the Day

"Teacher to student: ""Make a sentence using the word ""I"" Student: ""I is.."" Teacher: ""No that is not correct, you should say I am"" Student: ""Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet""!"

"What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves? Raisin bran"

"Having someone sing you to sleep is so comforting. Until you realize you live alone."

"What is the difference between an onion and a hooker? I am not crying when chopping up the hooker. Thank you and goodbye forever!!"

"i hope jessica biel names her first child 'batmo"""

"Say what you will about pedophiles At least they drive slowly past schools"

"Why did the stoner put laxatives in the pot brownies? For shits and giggles"

"Why did the pedophile masturbate to Kim Kardashian? because he was blind."

"4 words. 5 syllables. Easy to say. Hard to prove. ''I am a zebra.''"

"Saying that there is a huge-ass line at Wal-Mart is both ambiguous and redundant."