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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris shot the sheriff, but he round house kicked the deputy."
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"If science is so great why hasn't it invented chocolate that has negative calories?"
"I need to get a car wash but my dogs' nose smudges on the back window appear to be forming a word so I'm gonna let that play out first."
"I like to finish my pelvic exam by asking the doctor 'hey, where'd your watch go?'"
"Step1) Buy 100 cans of tuna Step2) Drain the cans into a bucket Step3) Soak ur cloths in the tuna water Step4) Go outside & get all the cats"
"What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline? No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this."
"What did the banana say to the vibrator? ""What are you shaking for? She's gonna eat me!"""
"Who do ghosts worship? Boo, DUH!!!"
"How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell."
"Idea: a neck tattoo that depicts a man having an unsuccessful job interview because of his neck tattoo"