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Joke of the Day

"If science is so great why hasn't it invented chocolate that has negative calories?"

"Every time I see Air Tran I think of Air Tranny and then I think of a deep voiced stewardess coming up and saying, ""Nuts?"""

"I'm so sick of gravity! It's really brining me down."

"No thanks, newborn babies of literally any species on planet Earth. Come back when you're less pink & rubbery & can loan me thirty dollars."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side (If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)"

"The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the easier it is to leave her with no hard feelings."

"Death be not proud. Death not so great with words, but happy to go out with any girl you want fix Death up with."

"How does a coffee pot feel when it is hot? Perky."

"TIFU by punching out my brother Oops, wrong sib"

"If you had more money you'd be happier."