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Joke of the Day

"You can tell a lot about a person by autopsy."

"How does a Jew make coffee? He brews it."

"I love my church more than Dairy Queen, Cause we truly had rockin Sundays."

"I tried water polo but...."

"I arranged a fundraising event for victims of land mines last week. Total waste of time though!! Only half the people turned up."

"Does this comic book collection make me look single?"

"Don't hear many Limerick jokes any more. So I wrote one. There was a man named Johnathan Hicks, who liked to write limericks. But his Poems were crude, and many lewd, so his balls were often kicked."

"What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap? Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

"Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure that's why I sped up."

"I have a friend named Free Bird He gets lost at concerts."