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Joke of the Day

"I tried water polo but...."

"The most important tip when you're fapping solo. Always use your Han."

"I met a 14 year old girl on the internet... She was clever, funny, flirty, and sexy. I suggested we meet up. She turned out to be an undercover detective. How cool is that at her age?"

"How does a bass player turn off the lights before bed? He closes the car door."

"[phone] WIFE: Where the hell are u? ME: Well u know that jewellers where u saw that ring u wanted? W: OMG M: I'm in a bar not far from there"

"Did you hear the joke about argon and krypton? It didn't get much of a reaction. ^^^^ill^just^be^on^my^way^out^now"

"My shorts are hydrophobic They don't repel water, they just think it shouldn't be able to adopt or get married."

"What to you call an Eskimo peeping Tom? Tommy Tookalook"

"The chinese dierector A chinese movie crew was preparing for a movie. The dierector was Phill Ming"

"YES! Some of the breast augmentation websites aren't blocked at work! SWEET FREEDOM!!!"