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Joke of the Day
"Does this comic book collection make me look single?"
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"If God wanted me to mow my own lawn, He wouldn't have given me the ability to earn a postgraduate degree."
"What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves. Nah, I'm just kidding. He hasn't opened it yet."
"What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred? A hot dog"
"What does a soviet call someone with good vision? Glasnots."
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"TIL DNA was supposed to be a line But things spiraled of control"
"Ask me about my vow of silence."
"Morning is the time when everyone is jealous of unemployed."
"A world without women would be a pain in the ass!!! ... If you don't get it... you don't deserve to."