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Joke of the Day
"Policeman: Didn't you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure that's why I sped up."
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"Don't believe in aliens, huh? Explain how people in the 1800s got on top of those bicycles with the huge front wheels."
"Knock, Knock. Who's there? To To Who? Um, it's 'to whom'."
"Trojan's next commercial should just be a guy saying ""See?"" while pointing at my kids when they're fighting over a cookie."
"What did the customer say to the barber after looking at a facial hair catalog? I moustache you a question about this style shown here, good sir."
"I find my confidence always goes up after some basic carpentry... ...I'm pretty proud of myshelf"