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Joke of the Day

"How does a Jew make coffee? He brews it."

"Did you hear about the gay termite? He ate the malebox"

"genie: ""thats definitely your last wish?"" me: [smiles at my wife in wheelchair] ""yes"" genie: ""ok"" our dog: ""how can i talk all of a sudden?"""

"Muhabbetin hasn Geekyapar! Can Sungur buralarn tek adimini mi?"

"I wonder how many people on Tumblr only watch TV shows so they can find things to make into GIFs."

"A gorilla was shot I was playing pokemon go and the next thing i knew , a gorilla was dragging me around wtf mom"

"[using ouija board] Why isn't he responding to us? I'm annoyed H I A N N O Y E D I M D A D"

"*Action movie guy gets shot 3 times* It's nothing, I'll be fine. *gets shot a 4th time* Wow ok, that last one, ok whoooooo."

"Bragging about how much you receive in alimony only demonstrates how much someone was willing to pay to get rid of you."

"If good things come in small packages, then more good things can come in large packages."