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Joke of the Day
"How does a Jew make coffee? He brews it."
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"Ringing the doorbell.... ...don't knock it 'til you've tried it."
"God gave me a choice when I was born: a good memory or a big dick. I don't remember which one I chose."
"Q: Why do ducks have big flat feet? A: To stamp out forest fires."
"A termite walked into a bar and asked, ""Is the bartender here?"""
"I farted while lifting a heavy object today. It was very embarrassing. I had to apologize to the man at the next urinal."
"Doctor: ""Hey, how are you?"" Patient: ""I am good"" Doctor: ""Ok. Next."""
"Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin? A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside."
"Knock knock Who's there? Radio Radio who? Radio not I'm gonna cum in your mouth -Chuck Palahniuk"
"Hamburger A hamburger walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Sorry we don't serve food here."""