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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend named Free Bird He gets lost at concerts."
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"I'm speeding because I have to get there before I forget where I'm going."
"My work signed me up for a 401k But I've never even run a marathon"
"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't really know Y"
"GOLDFISH: i swear i'll have your money by tomorrow GOLDFISH MOBSTER: what money? GOLDFISH: who are you? GOLDFISH MOBSTER: where's my mon"
"Why do wrestlers love video games? Because of the lutte"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? [NSFW] I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"1)sit in toddler seat of a shopping cart. 2)tip over til feet touch the ground. 3)stand up. you're now a grocery turtle. no one can stop you"
"Apparently the safe word has changed to... NOT THERE IDIOT!!! Followed by a swift elbow to the eye...."
"Why doesn't Seattle have a professional volleyball team? Because then the people would demand a professional football team"