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Joke of the Day

"Just made up this joke: So I wrote some fan fiction, it blows."

"What will you find in the toilet of a ship? The captains log."

"I was eating BBQ ribs and my waitress asked me if I wanted a wet nap... ...I told her it wasn't necessary because I had one earlier today."

"Which actor is always criticising churchgoers? Christian Slater."

"I had all these small cheese squares but nothing to put them on. I was really cracka lackin'."

"What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it? A Sioux Flay"

"My cousin: ""i just closed a big deal today that is going to make me a ton of money!"" Me: ""some guy name Queef Nuggets RTed me"""

"What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Finding a vein in a hot dog."

"Why do Native Americans hate snow? It's white and on their land."

"I bet the murder rate is so low in Canada because you have to go 300 miles to find someone to kill."